Friday, August 14, 2009

Dear So and So,



Dear Little A,

4:00 a.m. is not play time, it is also not time to go outside and run around like a crazy child. I hope you learn this and soon...I'm not so sure I can go through another night like last night. Mommy and Daddy love our sleep....you should too!

Needs Her Beauty Sleep,
Mama

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Dear Hubs,

Thanks for trying to get Little A back to sleep...even though I know you did it for your own selfish reason. You know I can be the queen of bitchy on only 3 hours of sleep.

The Queen Bee,
Your Wife

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Dear In-Laws,

I am not your personal slave. I do not do things to meet your every whim. If you want to come visit I will pretend it is all good. But call the hotel and make your own reservations with your own credit card instead of mine.

The Pissy Pants,
You DIL

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Dear Brain,

Please start functioning, I have thing to do today that require you to work a little.

Still Sleeping,
The Rest Of My Body

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Dear USAF Finance Department,

Thank You. Yes, you heard me....I said thank you. After 3 and a half months you have FINALLY figured everything out and we received our first "normal paycheck" today. Thank You also for admitting that your group is possibly the stupidest the Air Force has and it would be better if it went to all civilians (I'm not kidding the Chief said this). Whatever you managed to do finally worked and I am very appreciative and will now stop calling and harassing you.

I Got My Money,
The Dependant

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Dear Readers,

Go check out Kat. She is sure to give you a huge smile!

Forever Your Blogger Friend,
a.l.b.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha!! The Brain letter is so me today! lol

Casey (@ Chaos and Cardboard) said...

Wait! Your in laws wanted YOU to reserve their room with YOUR credit card?! Heck no!

JG said...

Wow, sounds like my FIL. The man visited his kids maybe THREE TIMES in ten years - until we got a house with an extra room (read: free room and board). Loser. Sorry about the rough night.

Jacquie said...

Congrats on the money!
And I love the inlaws... I have to do this for my immediate family, everyone cousins, aunts uncles, grandparents, as soon as they found out I work at a hotel they call and beg, and never have a card on hand.... it is really sad.