Friday, July 17, 2009

Dear So and So,

This is my first Dear So and So...Check out Kat over at 3 Bedroom Bungalow!

Dear USAF Finance Department,

Please get your shit together. It has been 3 months of screw up from you guys. The problem is, you over paid us again. Now to most people this would not be a problem, but see I have this addiction, called shopping. You are pouring fuel on the fire here by giving us "extra" money that you are just going to snatch back from me. Hubs has been to talk to you 7 times now and still, nothing. Please for the love of God, fix it.

Yours Truly,
The Dependent

Dear Jillian Michaels,

I am starting your 30 day shred today. Not to lose weight, I'm a good weight really, but I need to build muscle. Please I am begging you don't make me hate you. I want to like you, I really do, but I would prefer not to have my ass handed to me on Day 1.

Yours Truly,
The out of shape mommy

Dear Hubs,

The reason they make dirty clothes hampers is for, get this, DIRTY CLOTHES. Please put your nasty work clothes in the basket and not next to the basket or for that matter 10 feet away from the basket. Laundry would get done in a much more timely manner if I had any idea what was supposed to be washed!

Forever Yours,
The Laundry Lady


Kat said...

Don't even get me started on Finance. Seriously TDY was a month ago, still haven't been paid.

Mom in High Heels said...

Apparently the whole concept of putting dirty laundry IN the laundry basket is not one that men understand.
And Finance. Ugh!
Great letters! Don't you feel better?

a.l.b. said...

i feel MUCH better after the letters....our PCS they never gave us our moving allowance..and then gave it to us twice....and STILL haven't figured it out

Crazy Shenanigans said...

I'm doing the shred. Pre warning you will start to refer to her as a whore....

Mr. and Mrs. Top Gun said...


Come follow me over on my blog! I'm a new follower of yours, and I love your dear so and so letters! I do those too, but have been so freakin busy with this darn PCS from HELL! So, does your Hubs fly too?


Mrs. Top Gun

The Mrs. said...

being overpaid is the WORST. i mean being under paid or not paid at all (which for some reason the Marine Corps manages to do every now and again) sucks, but being over paid in my opinion is worse because they will, mark my words, they will come back for their money. I never understand it, its their fault yet they act as if you had something to do with it. grrrr

hope you stop by again! I love finding new blogs!

Angel said...

I think that the laundry thing is a gene guys have no matter what